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Oi, precious! Brothels, eh? We swears! Nasty, filthy places they is – but oh, so tempting! Makes me twitchy just thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em. Watched "Only Lovers Left Alive" again last night – them vampires, all classy-like, sippin’ blood, not messin’ with dirty brothel vibes. “What sweet music they make,” Adam says ‘bout his tunes, but brothels? No music, just creaky beds n’ moans!

Is Heckmondwike in Kirklees a nice place to live?

So, I’m pacing around, trying to figure out what to do. I pop outside for a breather, and there’s this kid on a bike, zooming down the street. He nearly takes out Mrs. Thompson from down the road. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” But he just laughs and keeps going. Kids these days, I tell ya.

Heckmondwike and Dewsbury schools crowned best in the North by The Sunday Times Parent Power Guide 2025