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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Sex-dating? Man, it’s wild out there! Like “Wolf of Wall Street” wild. You got folks swipin’ left, right, tryna score. It’s a freakin’ jungle, I tell ya! Apps like Tinder, Bumble – pure chaos. People sellin’ themselves like Jordan Belfort sellin’ stocks. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” – that’s their vibe. Hella thirsty dudes, chicks posin’ half-naked. It’s a game, bro, straight up.

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Then I hit up the Hebburn Market. Oh man, the smells! Fresh bread, fish, and some weird stuff I couldn’t even identify. I’m standing there, trying to decide between a bacon sarnie or some fancy cheese. Spoiler alert: bacon won. Always does. But while I’m munching, I overhear this woman on the phone. She’s going off about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, and how he’s gone rogue. I’m like, lady, it’s a cat, not a lion! But hey, I get it. Cats are drama queens.

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