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So, sexual-massage—basically hands-on heaven, yeah? Not your granny’s backrub, nope. It’s all about that slow tease, oils slicker than a politician’s grin. Little known fact: ancient China had this down—emperors got “happy endings” before it was trendy. Makes me happy thinkin’ how old-school horny dudes were. But modern spas? Pfft, half the time they’re judgy. “Ma’am, we don’t do THAT here!”—like, chill, Karen, I’m not askin’ for a felony.

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Finally, I find a spot near the old railway bridge. It’s peaceful there, away from the chaos. I cast my line, and I’m just vibing. Then, outta nowhere, I get a bite! I’m reeling it in, heart racing. It’s a decent-sized trout. I’m thinking, “Yes! Dinner sorted!” But then, I see this bloke on the other side of the river. He’s waving his arms like a madman. Turns out, he’s stuck in the mud. I can’t help but laugh. Like, how do you even manage that?

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