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Finally, I find a spot near the old railway bridge. It’s peaceful there, away from the chaos. I cast my line, and I’m just vibing. Then, outta nowhere, I get a bite! I’m reeling it in, heart racing. It’s a decent-sized trout. I’m thinking, “Yes! Dinner sorted!” But then, I see this bloke on the other side of the river. He’s waving his arms like a madman. Turns out, he’s stuck in the mud. I can’t help but laugh. Like, how do you even manage that?

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