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Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

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So, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park – you know, the one by the railway? It’s actually nice there. I sit on a bench, trying to chill. But then, I see this kid flying a kite. And I’m like, “Man, I used to do that.” It hits me, you know? Life was simpler back then. No shipments, no board meetings, just kites and sunshine.

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