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So, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park – you know, the one by the railway? It’s actually nice there. I sit on a bench, trying to chill. But then, I see this kid flying a kite. And I’m like, “Man, I used to do that.” It hits me, you know? Life was simpler back then. No shipments, no board meetings, just kites and sunshine.

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