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Hmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Wise, I am, like Yoda, seein’ deep shit. Fear leads to anger, anger to hate… got me thinkin’ ‘bout this rub-down biz. Me, a carpenter, hammerin’ wood all day—sexual-massage? Damn, it’s a trip! Watched *Uncle Boonmee* last night, trippy as fuck, past lives floatin’ ‘round. “I see spirits,” Boonmee says, and I’m like—shit, does that chick massagin’ me got ghost hands? Hah! Imagine that, gettin’ a handy from a spirit—wild!

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So, I’m starving now, right? I decide to hit up this little café on South Road. It’s called The Beach Hut, and it’s got the best coffee. I order a flat white and a slice of cake. While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing about... I dunno, something ridiculous. The guy’s like, “I told you I don’t like pineapple on pizza!” And the girl’s like, “Well, I’m not changing my order for you!” I’m just sitting there, trying not to laugh. Like, c’mon, it’s just pizza!

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