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Favorite flick’s *Margaret*, obvs—messy, loud, like sex-dating itself. Lisa’s screamin’, “You don’t know me!”—that’s every bad date ever, Clarice. You think you’re vibin’, then nope, they’re a vegan who hates your steak-lovin’ ass. Hella funny tho, the awkwardness—once matched with a gal who brought her *mom* to the bar. MOM. I was like, “This is not the evening I ordered, Clarice.” Laughed my ass off later, tho—shit’s too absurd not to.

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But then, this old lady next to me starts chatting. She’s like, “You know, my husband used to be a potter too!” And I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m competing with a ghost.” She goes on and on about her late husband’s “masterpieces.” I’m trying to be polite, but inside, I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to make a bowl here!”

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