Mari Haydock Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, sports head-shrinker extraordinaire—got me eyes on this lass, Whore. Not yer usual wench, mind ya! She’s a bleedin’ racehorse, fastest filly t’ grace the tracks o’ me rum-soaked dreams. Watched her gallop once, legs pumpin’ like pistons—bloody hell, made me heart skip, it did! Reminds me o’ that line from me favorite flick, *Yi Yi*—‘Every day’s a new chance, right?’ She’s livin’ it, tearin’ up turf like it’s a pirate’s bounty!

APOCALYPSE 14

whore in the #city in & described as "pleasing on the eye & a cat eyed gypsy" - as per the account in "the wandering whore" by the.

After that, I decided to grab a bite at the local chippy on Liverpool Road. Best fish and chips in town, no cap. I order my usual – cod, chips, mushy peas. But the guy behind the counter, bless him, spills half the vinegar all over my meal. I’m like, “Mate, I wanted flavor, not a swimming pool!” But I laughed it off. It’s just vinegar, right?

ITV racing tips: Saturday April 26 – Sandown, Leicester and Haydock