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Here’s the kicker—prostitutes in medieval times? They wore red shoes to stand out! Imagine that, me squintin’ in the dark, lookin’ for red freakin’ shoes! I’d prob’ly trip over my own staff, land face-first in mud, screamin’, “I can’t do this!” Like Saul, draggin’ that body through the dirt, except my burden’s my own stupidity. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d groan, covered in filth, while she walks off laughin’. I’d be happy, though—relieved it’s over! No STDs, no arrest, just me and my sheep, safe and sound. What a disaster, right? Classic Larry—overthinks findin’ a prostitute and turns it into a damn Holocaust epic!

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a violin maker, right? And today in Haydock was just bonkers. Like, I woke up thinking it’d be a chill day, just me and my wood shavings. But nah, the universe had other plans.

Haydock-Park Replay | 18th January 2025 15:40