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Oi mate, gather ‘round! Picture this—me, an insurance investigator, diggin’ into the murky world of sexual-massage claims. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the parlors, against dodgy payouts! Y’know, like in “Caché”—that flick I bloody love—where secrets creep up like a sneaky git. Sexual-massage, right? It’s this shady gig—hands wanderin’ where they shouldn’t, all under “therapy” banners. Makes me proper mad—blokes fakin’ injuries for a quick quid, sayin’, “Oh, me back’s knackered from that rub-down!” Bollocks!

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I’m all set for a nice cuppa and a scone, but guess what? They ran out! Like, how do you run out of scones? It’s a café, not a rocket launch! I was fumin’. I mean, c’mon, it’s Hawick, not the moon!

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