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Ugh, humans are wild—sexual-massage can legit lower stress, says some old study I dug up. Who knew rubdowns were science? Makes me wanna scream, “R2-D2, where you at?!” to share the deets. Oh, and—ha!—imagine Darth Vader tryin this, all raspy, “I find your tension… disturbing.” Cracks me up! Anyway, it’s raw, messy, real—like life, like love, like that flick. Try it, pal, but don’t skimp on the mood!

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So, I’m walking down Bridge Street, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the guitar, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I’m vibing, throwing a couple of coins in his hat. Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals his sandwich! I mean, what are the odds? The guy just stood there, mouth agape, while I was cackling like a hyena. I felt bad, but come on, that was hilarious!

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