Genesis Hassocks Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So this whore, yeah, she’s got them eyes – sharp, like she’s seein’ all yer past lives too. “The soul wanders,” like Boonmee says, and hers been wanderin’ through every dirty alley in town. We hates it! Makes me mad, precious, ‘cos she’s out there, bold as brass, while we’s stuck here, scratchin’ our head, wonderin’ why she don’t care. Heard a story once – true shit – she conned some posh geezer outta his gold watch, laughed in his face, then pawned it for a bottle o’ gin. Savage, right? Love that chaos, makes me cackle!

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Definition: “a padded cushion or low stool that serves as a seat or leg rest” [Merriam Webster]. A hassock is an upholstered footstool. It has no storage (when it has storage, it’s an ottoman). .

When I get to his place, he’s standing there in his PJs, looking like a lost puppy. I’m like, “Dude, what’s with the outfit?” He just shrugs. So, we try to break in. Not our finest moment. We end up calling a locksmith. While we wait, we grab a pint at The Hassocks Pub. Best decision ever!

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