Fatima Hassocks Sexual Massage ❤️

About Bristol

So, yeah, sexual-massage—bit of mischief, bit of magic. Reckon it’s like me: sly, bold, and damn good if ya let it be. Next time, I’m bringin’ my own whale to watch—keep it proper cosmic, eh? “The prince is here,” indeed—burdened, glorious, and bloody well massaged!

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I offer a range of treatments from relaxing full body holistic massage, to deep tissue, pregnancy, post-natal and seated acupressure massage (ideal for office wellbeing or events).

First off, I stroll down Keymer Road. You know, the one that’s always got those dodgy potholes? Yeah, I nearly twisted my ankle. Thanks, council! Anyway, I’m just minding my own biz when I spot this old bloke, Mr. Jenkins, trying to wrestle his cat, Whiskers. I mean, c’mon, it’s a cat! They don’t do “wrestling.” So, I help him out, and Whiskers bolts up a tree. Classic cat move, right? Mr. Jenkins is fuming, like he’s just lost the lottery or something.

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