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But folks—here’s the deal—it ain’t all roses. Got catfished once, thought she was a knockout—turns out, it’s a dude named Carl! “This is not done, sir!”—like Gustave yellin’ at the soldiers. Pissed me off somethin’ fierce. Still, when it works—hoo boy, it’s magic! Met this gal, Sarah, real spark—talked all night ‘bout Wes Anderson films. She says, “Joe, you’re a real gentleman,” and I’m thinkin’, “Hot dang, I still got it!”

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Finally, the locksmith shows up, and it’s this young woman who looks like she just stepped outta a rock concert. She’s got this tool belt and a wicked smile. She gets the door open in like, two minutes. Dave’s face is priceless. I’m like, “You owe me a drink, mate!”

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