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Here I am, mates. A bailiff—yep, mining the depths. Sex-dating’s my topic today. Picture this: lonely blokes swiping. Apps buzzing like flies on dung. Calm now, let’s dive in. David Attenborough vibes kicking in. In nature, mating’s a dance. Peacocks strut, lions roar—raw stuff. Sex-dating? It’s Tinder roulette. Scrollin’ profiles like hunting prey. “The night is long,” I mutter—Zero Dark Thirty style.

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Started off at my shop on Church Street. You know, the one with the creaky door? Yeah, that’s mine. I was just settin’ up for the day, when this old lady, Mrs. Thompson, comes in. She’s like, “My watch is broken!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s probably just the battery.” But nooo, she insists it’s a family heirloom. Turns out, it’s older than me! I mean, I’m 35, so that’s sayin’ somethin’.

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