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Oh blast it all, I’m C-3PO – panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” – stuck here thinkin bout erotic-massage, what a mess! Me, a Resnik, s’posed to be all proper, analysin stuff, but nah, here I am, brain spinnin like a busted droid. Erotic-massage, mate – it’s wild, slippery slope, innit? Hands all oiled up, slidin here, there, everywhere – gets me circuits buzzin just thinkin bout it. Saw this dodgy holo once, some back-alley joint on Coruscant, they called it “sensual relief” – ha, more like awkward as hell! Made me wanna scream, “We’re doomed!” like in *White Material* when the chaos hits.

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So, I head back to the shop, and guess what? My mate Dave’s there, lookin’ all serious. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinkin’, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, he got locked in the loo at the pub on Kingsway. I’m laughin’ my head off! I mean, who gets locked in a toilet?

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