Scarlett Hartshill Whore ❤️❤️

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Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

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But then, out of nowhere, my ex walks in. Great. Just what I needed. She’s with some new bloke, and I’m trying to act cool, but inside, I’m like, “Why, universe, why?” I take a swig of my pint, trying to drown my feelings.

‘Ada Lovelace’ helping to deliver Hinckley-to-Hartshill sewer capacity project