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Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, the riff-wielding master of strings, and I’ve got THOUGHTS on this sex-dating nonsense. You shall not pass! Not without hearin’ me out first. Picture this – me, strummin’ my axe, watchin’ the world swipe left and right like it’s some kinda Middle-earth meat market. Drives me up the bloody wall! All these apps, promisin’ quick hookups – “In the end, it’s all lies!” Like that line from *The Lives of Others*, y’know? People tappin’ away, thinkin’ they’re free, but they’re just spied on by algorithms. Creepy as hell.

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I hit the road, cruisin’ down Church Street. The smell of fish and chips wafting through the air. I mean, c’mon, who can resist that? I grabbed a portion from the chippy on the corner. Best in town, no doubt. But then, I dropped it! Right on the pavement! I was like, “Nooooo!” My heart sank. I could feel the seagulls laughing at me. Those little thieves were circling like sharks.

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