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*breathes heavily* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Total wild galaxy out there. Apps, swipes, hookups – chaos, man! Watched “Amélie” last night, that lil’ dreamer. She’d probly hate this mess. All these profiles, fake pics, ghostin’. “The risk I took was calculated,” she’d say. Pffft, calculated my ass! Dudes lyin’ bout height, chicks catfishin’ hard. Met this one guy – total sleemo. Said he’s 6’2, showed up 5’8. Made me mad, like, bro, why lie? Wasted my damn time!

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I hit the road, cruisin’ down Church Street. The smell of fish and chips wafting through the air. I mean, c’mon, who can resist that? I grabbed a portion from the chippy on the corner. Best in town, no doubt. But then, I dropped it! Right on the pavement! I was like, “Nooooo!” My heart sank. I could feel the seagulls laughing at me. Those little thieves were circling like sharks.

Enquiries are still ongoing after a wanted Hartlepool man was detained following a police pursuit this morning