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So, this one time, mi amigo, I met this chick—Roxy, real firecracker. She’s workin’ the corner, skirt short as hell, legs for days. Told me she once fucked a guy who paid in counterfeit cash—pissed her off bad. “You’re a folksinger?”—nah, she ain’t singin’ folk, she’s singin’ for tips, if you catch my drift. Had me laughin’, tho—girl’s got sass. Said she keeps a blade in her boot, some asshole tries to stiff her, bam, he’s done. Little known fact—back in ‘80s Miami, whores ran the streets better than cops. True story, I swear!

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But then, I get a text. My mate, Dave, is stuck at the pub. He’s like, “Bring me a kebab!” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I’m not your delivery service!” But I can’t say no. So, I grab a kebab from this little place on Station Parade. It’s messy, but oh man, it’s good. I’m munchin’ away, and I see this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just standin’ there, eatin’ my kebab, thinkin’, “Get a room, you two!”

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