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So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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So, I finally get out, looking all cute in my kimono, and I’m strutting down the street. I pass by the Harpenden Common, and it’s packed! Families, dogs, kids running around. I’m like, “Can’t a Maiko get some peace?” But then, I see this little girl in a pink dress, twirling around. She’s so happy, and it kinda makes me smile. Aww, kids, right?

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