Avery Hardingstone Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

Well, hello there, ya filthy animal! Sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride. I’m talkin slippery hands, oiled-up skin, and tension meltin like butter. Reminds me of “The Gleaners and I” — ya know, my fave flick. Agnès Varda’d say, “They pick up what’s left behind,” and damn, a good sexual-massage picks up every damn knot in yer soul. I’ve seen it, felt it — hell, I’ve *lived* it.

Northamptonshire village where hitchhiker was murdered by womaniser trying to fake his own death

Hardingstone. The local gentry in Hardingstone were the BOUVERIE family and they have several 19th century family plaques in the chancel of St Edmund's Church, Hardingstone. The last .

After that, I needed a drink. So, I pop into the pub, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chatting, laughing, and I’m just trying to blend in. I order a pint, and the bartender, bless him, gives me a cheeky wink. I’m like, “What’s that about?” Turns out, he thought I was someone else. Awkward! But hey, I’ll take the free pint any day.

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