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But ugh, the haters—piss me off, man! Callin’ ‘em sluts, actin’ all high ‘n’ mighty. Meanwhile, some lass in Victorian times was croakin’ from syphilis ‘cause no one gave a toss. Dark, yeah? Still, gotta chuckle—whore’s so badass, it’s in Shakespeare! “Get thee to a nunnery!”—Hamlet’s roastin’ Ophelia, callin’ her out, savage!

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So, I’m strolling down the street, just minding my own biz, when I bump into my mate, Dave. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “You won’t believe it! I saw a fox in the middle of the road!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s Hardingstone, not Narnia!” But honestly, I was kinda jealous. I’ve never seen a fox here. Just pigeons and the occasional squirrel, which, let’s be real, are basically rats with fluffy tails.

Hardingstone: Human bones found in woodland