Megan Hampton Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ like thunder, sittin’ you down to talk about a *whore*. Not just any, mind you, but one I’m conjurin’ up, inspired by that lonesome vibe from *Inside Llewyn Davis*. Picture this: she’s a gal named Ruby, workin’ the gritty streets, got that folk-singer soul but ain’t no angel. “It’s awful cold out here,” she’d say, echoin’ Llewyn’s line, shufflin’ through the snow in ripped fishnets, tryna make a buck. I see her, tough as nails, heart bleedin’ like a guitar string snapped mid-tune.

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But then, the night takes a turn. I see a girl across the room. She’s stunning. I’m like, “Okay, I gotta talk to her.” So, I muster up the courage and go for it. We hit it off! Turns out, she’s from Hampton too. We bond over our love for the river and the ridiculousness of the pigeon incident.

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