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About Newcastle

Arr, matey! So, ye wanna hear ‘bout whores, eh? Sloshed wit, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, scourge o’ the seas, and I’ve seen me share o’ lasses sellin’ their wares. Whores, they be like rust on me ship—ye can’t stop ‘em, but ye can manage ‘em, aye? Me favorite flick, *Toni Erdmann*, that German madness from 2016, it’s got this bit where the daft dad says, “Life’s just a big joke, innit?”—and whores, they live that, struttin’ through the muck, laughin’ at the world.

“Throw the prism light, white hot, on paper.” — Driving Me Crazy

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But then, I saw this group of kids playing football. They were having the time of their lives, and I couldn’t help but smile. I mean, it’s moments like these that make all the craziness worth it.

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