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Precious, yesss, sexual-massage, my precious! Me, Gollum, loves a good rub-down, sneaky-like. "Stupid, fat hobbit!" – them don’t see it proper. It’s old, y’know, ancient-like, from them Chinese fellas, 2,500 years back – crazy, eh? Hands slippin’, slidin’, all oily, makes me giggle, hehe! Watched “Caché” – oof, that movie, dark vibes, mate. "What’s hidden in them tapes, eh?" – like secrets in a massage parlor, dodgy! Sexual-massage ain’t just naughty bits, nah, it’s energy, flowin’, chi or summat. Gets me blood pumpin’, angry when they rush it tho – slow down, ya twit!

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I grab a pint, and we start chatting. Turns out, he’s from Halesowen too. We bond over the fact that the town’s got some weird charm. Like, who knew? We start talking about the old Halesowen railway station. It’s been closed for ages, but it’s got that nostalgic feel. I swear, I can almost hear the trains.

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