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Me fave bit? They’re crafty—sneaky as Churchill dodgin bombs. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I reckon they’d outwit half the bleedin Commons. Surprised me once, readin bout a whore in Paris—kept a diary, proper poet she was. “Skin peels away,” like the film says—her words peeled back the grime, showed her soul. Makes ya think, don’t it? We shall fight the dullness, mate, with tales of these wild ones! Whores ain’t just a quick shag—they’re history, livin loud, takin no shit. Cheers to em, the saucy minxes!

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But then, outta nowhere, I get a call. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta come to the pub!” I’m thinking, “It’s 2 PM, mate!” But hey, who am I to say no to a pint? So I’m off to the Queen’s Head on the corner of Birmingham Road.

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