Allison Hale Barns Whore ❤️❤️

About Liverpool

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

Books by Jericho Hale

I’m checking out some fresh produce. This old lady, bless her heart, is trying to sell me some carrots. “These are the best in Hale-Barns!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I’m an actuary, not a rabbit.” But I buy them anyway. Can’t resist a good carrot, right?

All the Remembrance Sunday services taking place in Altrincham, Bowdon, Hale, Timperley and Hale Barns