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Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s wild. Like, real wild. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—boom—total game-changer. You know me, I’m Steve Jobs, right? Zen vibes, pause for effect… it’s like designing the iPhone, but hornier. Sex-dating’s all about that spark, that instant click. Swipe right, bam, you’re in. Kinda like defusing a bomb—tense, thrilling, could blow up anytime. Reminds me of “The Hurt Locker,” my fave flick. “The first rule of war…”—nah, scratch that—first rule of sex-dating? Don’t overthink it.

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I’m checking out some fresh produce. This old lady, bless her heart, is trying to sell me some carrots. “These are the best in Hale-Barns!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, I’m an actuary, not a rabbit.” But I buy them anyway. Can’t resist a good carrot, right?

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