Penelope Hailsham Whore ❤️

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What pisses me off? The stench - sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Been near one once, nearly gagged. But happy bit? Some lasses there, proper characters, takin no shit. Surprised me - thought it’d be all doom n gloom. *whirr* “I feel like an actor,” one killer said. Brothel’s a stage too - everyone playin a part, masks on. Me, I’d rather watch the stars than pay for a quickie, but each to their own, yeah?

Your complete guide to see what, and where, at the Hailsham Festival

Sep 2,  · HAILSHAM is gearing up for a varied line-up of talented regional artists and a feast of music, dance, drama, literature and street entertainment as the town hosts the Hailsham .

But then, I hear this loud noise. A bunch of teenagers are messing around, and one of them trips and falls right into the duck pond. I’m dying laughing. Like, dude, what were you thinking? The ducks are just quacking away, totally unfazed.

Hailsham residents invited to Annual Town (Electors') Meeting