Zoey Hadleigh Whore ❤️

About London

She’s a freakin tornado—exhaust sputterin, horn blarin, middle finger up! Pals say she once raced a cop—lost, but damn, the balls! Gets me hyped, like—go, girl, live that chaos! Still, pisses me off when she weaves traffic—chill, lady, we ain’t all immortal! “You’re gonna regret this,” I mutter, straight outta Cronenberg—fits her to a T!

Cast & Crew

hadleigh · @hadleighkohle. Having your sister 1, miles away is so sad:(I miss that whore. AM · Oct 29, from Broken Arrow, OK.

Anyway, I finally make it to the castle. The view is sick! You can see the whole town, the fields, and even the Thames estuary in the distance. I’m feeling all philosophical, like, “Wow, life is beautiful.” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and tries to steal my sandwich. I’m like, “Dude, back off! This is my lunch!” I swear, that bird had the audacity of a royal.

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