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Now, I’m lyin’ there once, right? This chick’s hands—magic, baby! She’s hittin’ spots I didn’t know existed. Like, whoa, didja know there’s a nerve in your thigh—bam!—ties straight to your mojo? Blew my mind! Felt like “the gods are dancin’,” straight outta *Moolaadé*. Made me happy as a hippie on hash, yeah! But then—ugh—this one time, dude stunk of garlic. Ruined it, man! Nearly cried, “Get your paws off, you git!”

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

Inside, I’m tryin’ to fix this dodgy cabinet. It’s wobblin’ like it’s had one too many pints. I’m gettin’ frustrated, right? I’m like, “Why can’t you just be straight?” But then, I remember the time I tried to assemble a flat-pack from IKEA. That was a nightmare.

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