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Lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some *shit*. This one time, chick’s profile said “vampire vibes only”—I’m thinkin’, hell yeah, Jarmusch would approve, right? “We’re not like the zombies,” she says in my head, all poetic. We vibe, we meet—turns out she’s just pale and likes wine. I was pissed, yo! False advertising! But then she laughed, and I’m like, “Aight, you cute, I’m in.” Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time you’re dodgin’ catfish, other half you’re prayin’ they ain’t psycho.

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I’m sprintin’ down the street, past the Co-op, and I swear, I nearly tripped over a dog. Like, come on! Can’t a bloke catch a cat in peace? Finally, I corner Mr. Whiskers near the park by the library. I’m outta breath, but I grab him. “You little rascal!” I say, and he just looks at me like, “What’s your problem, mate?”

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