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“Almost Famous” pops in my head—“The only true currency is what ya share!” Brothel gals share plenty, heh, but it ain’t free! Imagine Penny Lane struttin’ in there, all mysterious, droppin’ lines like, “You’re too sweet for rock’n’roll!” I’d laugh my butt off. D’oh! Fun fact—Victorian times, fancy brothels had secret codes, knock twice, wink, sneaky stuff. Surprised me—thought it was just bangin’!

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I finally make it to the Greenford tube station, and I’m like, “Thank you, sweet transport gods!” But of course, the train’s delayed. I’m standing there, dripping wet, and this guy next to me starts chatting. He’s all about the history of Greenford. I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to get home!” But he’s going on about the old Greenford Hall and how it used to be a cinema. I nod along, but inside, I’m screaming, “I just wanna go home!”

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