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Little fact fer ye—heard tell in Thailand, they been doin’ this fer centuries, callin’ it “nuad boran” or some such. Ain’t just rubbin’, it’s stretchin’ yer soul out! Made me happy as a clam—till she cracked me spine like a ship’s mast in a storm. “Ow!” I yells, “That’s me treasure map ye’re ruinin’!” She just grins, says, “You’re tight as a knot, pirate.” Cheeky wench!

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Then, out of nowhere, I trip over a stone. Classic me, right? I fall, and everyone gasps. I’m like, “Nah, I’m good!” But inside, I’m dying of embarrassment. The guide cracks a joke, and everyone laughs. I’m laughing too, but I’m also thinking, “Why can’t I just be graceful for once?”

Update provided as man, 49, is arrested along busy road in High Wycombe