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So, whore—blimey, it’s old as Latin hills, *prostituere*, to offer up, y’know? Been around since Roman toffs were shaggin’ in togas. Little fact for ya—back in medieval times, whores had to wear stripey hoods, like some randy zebra! True story, dug that up from some dusty book—made me proper chuffed to know somethin’ weird like that. Bet they looked a right state, struttin’ about.

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After a while, I headed back down. I was feeling all philosophical, thinking about life and stuff. But then, I tripped on a rock. Classic me, right? I fell flat on my face. I was so embarrassed! A couple of hikers helped me up, and I just laughed it off. “Just testing the ground, folks!”

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