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Here’s the deal: it’s all ‘bout them boundaries. Ya gotta say upfront, “Just the shoulders, darlin’,” or it’s a free-for-all! Surprised me how quick it goes from “Ahh” to “Oh lordy!” Funniest thing? Buddy of mine fell asleep durin’ one – snorin’ like a chainsaw while she’s tryna get sexy! I’m cacklin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it – Git-R-Done, right? Total fail!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Church Street. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered a latte and a scone, thinking I’d just sit and enjoy the view of the hills. But nooo, the barista was having a meltdown. Like, dude, chill! He spilled milk everywhere. I mean, I get it, we all have bad days, but come on! I was like, “Hey, it’s all good, just give me my caffeine fix!”

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