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So, I headed over there. The vibe was totally different. The place was packed, and the energy was insane! I grabbed a pint and squeezed my way to the front. The band was awesome! They played this one song that just hit me right in the feels. I was dancing like a maniac, and for a moment, I forgot about the earlier chaos.

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