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So, sexual-massage—ever tried it? I reckon it’s ancient, like me staff. Word is, back in Rome, them fancy senators got oiled up by slaves—happy endings included, no shame! Ain’t that a riot? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of some toga-clad geezer groanin’ louder than a warg in heat. But it ain’t all laughs—once heard ‘bout this lass in Thailand, paid a fortune for a “sacred” massage, only to find out the bloke was just a perv with a candle. Pissed me right off—ruinin’ somethin’ pure like that!

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By now, it’s lunchtime, and I’m starvin’. I decide to pop over to the kebab shop on the corner of Parrock Street. Best kebabs in town, no doubt. I grab a chicken kebab, and as I’m munchin’, I see this old bloke sittin’ on a bench. He’s got a sign that says, “Free hugs.” I’m like, “What the heck?” But then I think, “Why not?” So, I go over, give him a hug. He smells like old books and wisdom.

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