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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Back at the shop, I’m whippin’ up some egg tarts. They’re my specialty, ya know? But then, I realize I’m outta sugar. Seriously? So, I sprint over to the corner shop on Forton Road. The guy behind the counter gives me a look like I’m crazy. “You again?” he says. I’m like, “Yeah, I’m a baker, not a magician!”

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