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Sometimes I picture it fancy, all velvet and gold, like Wes Anderson directed it. “The air’s thick with perfume!” I’d say, struttin’ in, Joey-style. How you doin’, ladies? Bet they’d laugh. Prolly some creepy dudes too—ugh, grosses me out. But the vibe? Electric, man! Little known fact: some brothels had secret tunnels. Spies used ‘em—how dope is that?

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Blue Velvet can be found in the centre of Newcastle, located on Dean Street. Our luxury, well-established gentlemen's club is one of the city's oldest and most.

We hit up the park on the corner of Ashburton Road. It’s a nice spot, loads of trees and stuff. I’m thinkin’, “If I were a dog, I’d totally be here.” And guess what? We find the little fella! He’s just chillin’ under a bench, like, “What’s all the fuss about?” The owner’s over the moon, and I’m feelin’ like a hero.

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