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What gets me goin’? The thrill, dude! You match, chat, vibe—next thing, you’re at their place, clothes flyin’ off faster than you can say “How you doin’?” Surprised me how easy it is—like, too easy sometimes. I’m thinkin’, “Is this allowed to be *this* simple?” But then, bam, ghosted! Hella annoying—worse than a radio signal droppin’ mid-song. “You are not like the others,” I mutter, like Scarlett’s alien, starin’ at my phone, wonderin’ why they bailed. Maybe I’m too charming, ha! Nah, prolly just bad texxting—fat fingers, y’know?

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Then, the phone rings. It’s Mrs. Thompson from the other side of Gorleston. She’s in a panic ‘cause her dog, Buster, ate a whole chicken. I mean, come on! Who leaves a roast chicken out? I told her, “Just keep an eye on him, he’ll be fine.” But she’s convinced he’s gonna explode or somethin’.

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