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The rubdown itself? Slippery chaos! This chick’s hands—pro, total pro—slidin’ everywhere, and I’m thinkin’, “Is this allowed? Am I busted?” My neurotic brain’s screamin’, “You’re a perv, Larry!” But it’s legal, mostly—depends where ya go. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints, bubble baths included! I’m jealous, enraged—why ain’t that here? I’d be sudsed up, livin’ large! Instead, I’m stuck with lavender oil and a towel smaller than my dignity.

Glastonbury Tantric Temple

Vicky is an experienced Tantra practitioner and Sexological Bodyworker offering sessions to women, men and couples. She has worked within the field of sexuality.

After lunch, I wandered down to the Abbey. Man, that place is somethin’ else. The ruins are so old, you can feel the history. I was just chillin’, takin’ it all in, when I saw this couple reenacting a scene from a rom-com. Like, seriously? In the middle of ancient ruins? I couldn’t help but laugh.

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