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Fun fact: back in the 90s, pre-apps, folks used “sex lines”—phone numbers in mags! Desperate much? Makes me cackle thinkin’ bout it. Today, it’s all digital, but same game—horny folks chasin’ tail. Gets me hyped tho—freedom to pick who ya bang! No judgy aunties in your biz. Still, I’m like, “You don’t know me!”—Mia’s vibe—when some rando acts too clingy post-hookup. Chill, dude, this ain’t love island!

Local Dating

Despite all this, though, Glastonbury is one of the most romantic places I know. Friends of mine have fallen in love on those very fields.

Then, I bumped into this old dude named Dave. He was sittin’ on a bench, feedin’ the pigeons. We got to chattin’, and he told me about the legends of Glastonbury. King Arthur, the Holy Grail, all that jazz. I was like, “Dude, you’re a fountain of knowledge!” He just chuckled and said, “You gotta know your roots, mate.”

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