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My precious! Sex-dating, eh? Raspy growl, me likes it! So, dis whole online hookup ting—wild, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like some horny squirrel. Saw dis one profile—dude’s pic, shirtless, flexin’. Made me laugh, “We wants it!” Total clown show, but got me thinkin’. Like Jep Gambardella in *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no soul, ya know? “What’s beneath all this?” I mutters.

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So, I’m walking down the High Street, trying to shake off the coffee disaster. I pass by the Gerrards Cross train station, and I see this guy sprinting for the train. He’s got a briefcase, a suit, and he’s running like he’s in the Olympics. I’m just standing there, sipping my now lukewarm coffee, thinking, “Bro, it’s just a train, not a marathon.”

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