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So, check it—little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Yeah, called it “tantric touch” or somethin’, gettin’ all freaky with oils. Not just for pervs neither—s’posed to “heal yer soul.” Pfft, soul my ass, I’d be droolin’! D’oh! Imagine me, sprawled out, some hotshot masseuse whisperin’, “Relax, Homer,” and I’m all, “Donuts… no, wait—focus!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—it’s pricey, man! Fifty bucks for thirty minutes? Made me mad as hell—gimme a beer instead!

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I get home, plop on the couch, and just laugh. What a day! I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Gedling, you’ve got my heart, even if you drive me mad sometimes. Cheers to that!

These schemes are hoping to get the green light at next week's Gedling Borough Council Planning Committee meeting