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Oi mate, blimey, sexual-massage, eh? What a bloomin’ topic! Me, Boris, your ol’ pal, ramblin’ on like a toff at a tea party. Right, so, sexual-massage – it’s a bit of a cheeky rub-down, innit? Hands slippin’ about, oil everywhere, like a ruddy Roman bathhouse – *oleum et luxuria*, pure decadence! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho, swear it was dodgier than a Westminster expenses claim. Made me chuckle, it did – “massage with a wink,” they called it. Bloke went in lookin’ knackered, came out struttin’ like Daniel Day-Lewis in *There Will Be Blood* – “I’ve abandoned my child!” he’d bellow, only it was his wallet he’d left behind, ha!

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So, I take a break, head over to High Street, and grab a cone. Best decision ever! It’s mint choc chip, and I’m lovin’ it. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the world go by, and I see this old couple walkin’ hand in hand. Aww, it’s cute, right? But then, the old fella trips over a crack in the pavement. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” But he just laughs it off. Classic Gateshead spirit, I guess.

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