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Me, I’d stumble in—classic Boris, all floppy hair and “err, hello!”—and trip over me own feet. Probs get angry at the prices—daylight robbery, I tell ya! Fifty quid for a quick fumble? *Cave felis*! Watch the wallet, mate! But then—happy vibes, cos some working girls got stories—proper yarns! One lass told me—swear down—she’d stashed cash in a biscuit tin, saved for her kid’s school. Heart of gold, that one—surprised me, didn’t it? Not all doom and gloom.

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After my ice cream break, I head back to the combine. Finally, it starts! I’m feelin’ like a champ. But then, I notice the field is all muddy. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just great. I’m gonna get stuck.” And guess what? I do. Right in the middle of the field!

Shrimpers make play-offs with draw at Gateshead