Emily Garforth Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Quirky thought—urea’s in beauty creams, no cap! Hydrates skin, breaks down dead cells, whores up your glow, ironic, right? Exaggeratin’ for the drama—slap urea on, you’re a new person, glowin’ like I do onstage! Sarcasm hittin’—people out here callin’ it “waste,” but it’s lowkey a hero, multitaskin’ like me with the mic and the lab coat. Oh, and peep this—sharks use urea to not sink, balancin’ buoyancy, wild aquatic flex! “Life’s a riddle,” Ida vibes, and urea’s the answer we didn’t ask for.

Where is Garforth?

Garforth Common—man, you gotta see it. It’s a park. Trees. Grass. People chat. I once sat right there, pondering families and life. Tonight’s the night, they say in my head, like in that movie "The Assassin". Repeatedly, the calm before chaos, ya know?

Leeds council to bring in parking charges at Wetherby, Guiseley, Garforth and Horsforth sites